There are 4 themes in all great Country
songs:
(1). I'd love to shag you
(2). It's great shaggin' you
(3). How come we don't shag anymore?
(4). Shag you!
The cycle of fame and fortune:
Who's Rich Fagan?
Get me Rich Fagan.
Get me somebody like Rich Fagan.
Get me a young Rich Fagan.
Who's Rich Fagan?
In case of emergency:
1. Grab your coat
2. Get your hat
3. Leave your worries on the doorstep
4. Direct your feet to the sunny side of the street
Q & A
Q: What are most great Country songs about?
A: About three minutes or less....
Q: What's the difference between Country and
Folk?
A: About $250,000.
Q: What's the quickest way to Nashville?
A: Sing through your nose.
Q: What's the quickest way from Belle Meade
to East Nashville?
A: Marry a songwriter.
Q: What do ya call a songwriter without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How do you make a songwriter's car go faster?
A: Take off the Domino's sign.
Q: What's a common phrase heard by many Nashville
songwriters?
A: You want fries with that?
. And for those in L.A.......
Q: What's the fastest way to get from Beverly
Hills to the valley?
A: Marry a songwriter.
Q: How do you get to Mailbu from Santa Monica?
A: Go north on Pacific Coast Highway until you hit Ben Vereen.
Quotes
Everything is beautiful... If nobody's lookin'.
Don't count your chickens before they cross
the road.
Live an' learn, or die stupid. (Song title
with Joe Collins and Michael White)
Cream rises to the top, but then again, crap
floats.
I wrote a song for my mom once... She passed
on it.
